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SEC Breach Rules to Stay, For Now

Posted on Friday, Feb 9, 2024 by Ned Bellavance

But I don’t wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Quantum Modular Computing from IBM

Posted on Tuesday, Dec 12, 2023 by Ned Bellavance

It’s all modular quantum from Heron out.

It’s almost, ALMOST, like driving is really difficult and AI isn’t nearly ready.

Hundreds of my amazing beat poems gone in an instant. You really missed out America.

DevTernity Canceled After Faking Diversity

Posted on Wednesday, Dec 6, 2023 by Ned Bellavance

Best to leave inventing fake women to the ’true stories’ in Hustler, or apparently. (That’s a call back people.)

Talk about putting the cart before the goal posts and moving them with laces out. Right Dan?

Nothing’s on first? No, who’s on first. Nothing’s on last. My last nerve.

Rackspace’s $11 Million Mistake

Posted on Saturday, Nov 25, 2023 by Ned Bellavance

You can’t spell deprecated without $11 million in spending. Oh wait, you can?

Just imagine how smooth Crysis would run!

Microsoft Brings a Nitro Boost to Azure

Posted on Thursday, Nov 23, 2023 by Ned Bellavance

I wonder what action noun Google Cloud will choose when it introduces a DPU?