Time for everyone’s favorite quiz show, Can They Patent It?

Best get Mov-ing on that malware chums.

Many fruitful quarters are just ahead.

Take that you snooty vegans with your iPhones and impeccable skin.

Making Facebook the Scottie 2 Hottie of the Sitch.

I mean, isn’t that just plagiarism?

Also not an AI, so I lose another square on my BINGO card.

In 10 years of course, because fusion is always, ALWAYS 10 years away.

Brad Smith takes an Ambien and contemplates existence.