Series: Moar Tech Garbage

Microsoft loses 38TB on Azure, Sony is hacked (again), and NFTs continue to be worth less and worthless.

Web3 is DOA, AI worse than crypto for environment, and MOVEit breach still breaching.

Your car is watching you, DevOps YOLO is a no-no, and IBM joins the back-to-office crew.

Don’t deploy in us-east-1, no thanks Noonoouri, and Facebook at any price would still suck.

Dropbox drops unlimited, Instacart IPO, and Excel loves Python.

Jetporch is the new Ansible, GCP sets egress free, and Generative AI is your drunk uncle.

HashiCorp goes BSL, Intel SGX is feeling vulnerable, and Microsoft Teams loves Windows For Workgroups.

DevOps goes local (to us), SEC demands faster disclosure on breaches, and Zoom stumbles into an AI brouhaha.

AI is coming for your job, AWS is charging for IPv4, and FCC updates their broadband standards… to 2013.