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SEC Breach Rules to Stay, For Now

Posted on Friday, Feb 9, 2024 by Ned Bellavance

But I don’t wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Take that you snooty vegans with your iPhones and impeccable skin.

Making Facebook the Scottie 2 Hottie of the Sitch.

I mean, isn’t that just plagiarism?

Also not an AI, so I lose another square on my BINGO card.

In 10 years of course, because fusion is always, ALWAYS 10 years away.

Microsoft-Activision merger Approved By EU

Posted on Thursday, May 18, 2023 by Chris Hayner

Brad Smith takes an Ambien and contemplates existence.

It makes them read Foucalt. Ha! Just kidding. It’s James Joyce.

Little too much vino for the Bard apparently.

Lions are understandably annoyed about the ibex impact.