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SEC Breach Rules to Stay, For Now
Posted on Friday, Feb 9, 2024 by Ned Bellavance
But I don’t wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Lawsuit Alleges DoorDash Charges iPhone Users Higher Prices
Posted on Wednesday, May 24, 2023 by Chris Hayner
Take that you snooty vegans with your iPhones and impeccable skin.
EU Does Their Best Dr. Evil To The Tune Of $1.3B
Posted on Tuesday, May 23, 2023 by Ned Bellavance
Making Facebook the Scottie 2 Hottie of the Sitch.
Turns Out Copying Other People’s Stuff Willy-Nilly Might Be Illegal
Posted on Sunday, May 21, 2023 by Ned Bellavance
I mean, isn’t that just plagiarism?
Elon Announces New CEO- And It’s Not Sheryl Sandberg
Posted on Saturday, May 20, 2023 by Chris Hayner
Also not an AI, so I lose another square on my BINGO card.
Microsoft Signs On to Make Datacenter Fusion a Reality
Posted on Friday, May 19, 2023 by Ned Bellavance
In 10 years of course, because fusion is always, ALWAYS 10 years away.
Microsoft-Activision merger Approved By EU
Posted on Thursday, May 18, 2023 by Chris Hayner
Brad Smith takes an Ambien and contemplates existence.
A Shocking New Attack Overpowers Servers Literally
Posted on Wednesday, May 17, 2023 by Ned Bellavance
It makes them read Foucalt. Ha! Just kidding. It’s James Joyce.
Google Still Struggling To Recover From Zone Outage In Paris
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 by Chris Hayner
Little too much vino for the Bard apparently.
Google And Apple Unite To Help Stop Stalkers
Posted on Monday, May 15, 2023 by Chris Hayner
Lions are understandably annoyed about the ibex impact.