When you don’t have to pay for the service…and even sometimes when you do.
You get an SMR, and you get an SMR! We’re all getting SMRs! (In 2035)
What the hell do I care? I gave up privacy when I got a cat.
Why ban one app you don’t like, when you can ban them ALL.
It’s super secure right. Right? RIGHT?
First ARM, now this? Geez, what’s your problem guv?
Pennsylvania? Not so much. Thanks OBAMA.
And how will it help me win at Scrabble?
Still avoiding that proctology exam though.