There are two hard problems in technology. Cache coherence and naming things. Guess which one they’re struggling with. Hint: It’s not cache coherence.
Cause everyone wants to have a camera pointed at them during a casual conversation. Google Glass proved it!
Oh look, it’s another major announcement about AI. How delightfully unexpected.
A million vloggers cry out in the night and are immediately silenced. Or just Chris.
Why no .cow Google? What’s the matter? Are you .chicken?
Insert obligatory WeDon’tWork joke here.
I look forward to celebrating the year of the Linux desktop at the same time!
Alleged no more. My sweet baby fraudster (SBF) is all grown up!
Why rent the cloud when you can buy it? No seriously.