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SEC Breach Rules to Stay, For Now
Posted on Friday, Feb 9, 2024 by Ned Bellavance
But I don’t wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
HPE Acquiring Juniper to Enhance Their AI Networking Chops
Posted on Wednesday, Jan 17, 2024 by Ned Bellavance
Aruba is quickly realizing the honeymoon is over.
People Are Creating AI Versions of People, and People Are Pissed
Posted on Tuesday, Jan 16, 2024 by Chris Hayner
Except for Andy Rooney, who- as we all know- was always a simulacrum.
Say Goodbye To Perpetual Licensing VMware Customers
Posted on Friday, Dec 22, 2023 by Ned Bellavance
When we said perpetual, we meant like a perpetual motion machine. You know. NOT REALLY PERPETUAL.
Okta Breach Severity Severely Upgraded
Posted on Thursday, Dec 21, 2023 by Chris Hayner
When we said a FEW, we meant SOME, by which we mean ALL.
20Gbps For A Mere $250 Per Month
Posted on Wednesday, Dec 20, 2023 by Ned Bellavance
DSL looks on in increasing dismay and questions it’s place in the universe.
Advertising Company Google Loses Monopoly Case Around App Store
Posted on Tuesday, Dec 19, 2023 by Chris Hayner
Apple gets by on a technicality, which is technically okay I guess.
Advertising Company Google Announces AI-Powered Upgrade to GMail’s Spam Filters
Posted on Friday, Dec 15, 2023 by Chris Hayner
Hope I don’t miss out on all those Milwaukee drills I just won.
Amazon Q is like pretty bad
Posted on Thursday, Dec 14, 2023 by Ned Bellavance
At least it didn’t tell me to install extra NAT gateways for redundancy.
23AndMe Attack Just Went From Bad To Worse
Posted on Wednesday, Dec 13, 2023 by Chris Hayner
It explains why I am suddenly 3rd cousins, once removed from Dark Helmet.