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Look MA, the FTC is doing something good!

Posted on Thursday, Mar 30, 2023 by Ned Bellavance

Somewhere in DC a Republican is yelling KHAAAAAN! And they don’t know why it’s funny.

People still like crypto currency right? People still like ME right? Right? RIGHT?!

It wasn’t about the destination, it was the friends we made along the way. And swag. Lots of swag.

Lorde must be pumped. She’s been waiting for it.

Everyone here is Fyred. Ha, ha, ha. No seriously, GTFO.

Rackspace Fanatically Tells You To Go Away

Posted on Thursday, Dec 8, 2022 by Ned Bellavance

We’re not saying it was ransomware and all your data is lost. But also, you do have a backup copy right?

You may take my life, but you’ll never take… hold on, are you even listening?

Sure I’m dangerously insecure, but at least I’m not a brainwashed Appleite.

Looks Who’s Using Rust Now!

Posted on Tuesday, Dec 6, 2022 by Ned Bellavance

At least it’s gaining traction with everyone, and it’s memory safe too!

Much like Limp Bizkit, Patch Tuesday yearns to break something.