But how else will I watch The Last of Us and pretend to get work done?

Can’t we just give you more identity protection vouchers?

AWS, as a matter of policy, does not have a sense of humor.

Listen, I’m not the one who named the company. I’m just working with what they gave me.

AWS IAM doing something confusing? Shocking.

Building up Rust with GCC, and I don’t mean a General Contractor of Cephalopods. Why would I? I’m not weird. You are.

Don’t worry VMware, even after all this time, Hock Tan is still into you.

Regarding that DOJ lawsuit. No, the other one. No, the other, other one.

Checking our own data is so HARD. Can’t you do it for us?