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SEC Breach Rules to Stay, For Now

Posted on Friday, Feb 9, 2024 by Ned Bellavance

But I don’t wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Which is more than checks notes the annual GDP of Grenada.

Alas Intel Server, I Barely Knew Ye

Posted on Friday, Apr 21, 2023 by Ned Bellavance

Twas a rack server of infinite CPUs and such magnificent Optane.

iSIM. uSIM. We all SIM for eSIM.

Apparently CodeMoistener was already taken? Weird.

Is Definitely NOT Trying To Slow Down Everyone Else To Catch Up.

Except my children are better at spelling.

When you don’t have to pay for the service…and even sometimes when you do.

Datacenters are going nuclear!

Posted on Friday, Apr 14, 2023 by Ned Bellavance

You get an SMR, and you get an SMR! We’re all getting SMRs! (In 2035)

What the hell do I care? I gave up privacy when I got a cat.