Ned Bellavance (He/Him)

Ned Bellavance

Ned is an industry veteran with piercing blue eyes, an indomitable spirit, and the thick hair of someone half his age. He is the founder and sole employee of the ludicrously successful Ned in the Cloud LLC, which has rocked the tech world with its meteoric rise in power and prestige. You can find Ned and his company at the most lavish and exclusive tech events, or at least in theory you could, since you wouldn’t actually be allowed into such hallowed circles. When Ned isn’t sailing on his 500 ft. yacht with Sir Richard Branson or volunteering at a local youth steeplechase charity, you can find him doing charity work of another kind, cohosting the Chaos Lever podcast with Chris Hayner. Really, he’s doing Chris a huge favor by even showing up. You should feel grateful Chris. Oaths of fealty, acts of contrition, and tokens of appreciation may be sent via carrier pigeon to his palatial estate on the Isle of Man.

Episodes Hosted By Ned Bellavance (He/Him)

Tech News of the Week for 9/28/2023 [MTG011] My Pet, Server Cow [CL75] Tech News of the Week for 9/21/2023 [MTG010] ReiserFS In Decline [CL74] Tech News of the Week for 9/14/2023 [MTG009] Opposite Day With Advertising Company Google [CL73] Tech News of the Week for 9/7/2023 [MTG008] Spinning Rust Ain't Dead Yet [CL72] Tech News of the Week for 8/31/2023 [MTG007] Exploring VMware, err, Explore [CL71] Tech News of the Week for 8/24/2023 [MTG006] Software Licensing is BS...L [CL70] Tech News of the Week for 8/17/2023 [MTG005] Soapbox Engineering? [CL69] Tech News of the Week for 8/10/2023 [MTG004] Honesty Is The Worst Policy [CL68] Tech News of the Week for 8/3/2023 [MTG003] Tech News of the Week for 7/20/2023 [MTG002] Hyper Prologue Log [CL67] Moar Tech Garbage [MTG001] Microaggressive Licensing [CL66] Thirty-Six GigaToasters [65] Just Disappointed [64] Sometimes You’re The Problem [63] Cher: The Cheez-It of Pop [62] The Algorithm Made Me Do It [61] Lying To Itself And Others [60] New Ways To Do Things Wrong: RSA Conference 2023 [59] Squiggly Red Lines: Adventures in WiFi 7 [58] Moar AI Goshdarnit [57] Regular Mario Can’t Jump: The State of IPv6 in 2023 [56] Leo The Angry Penguin: A Malware Cautionary Tale [55] An Oddly Shaped Cloud: Flexera State of the Cloud 2023 [54] Know Thyself Jellyfish: OWASP API Security Top 10 Countdown [53] Electoral College of My Emotions: AI is a Stupid Parrot with a God Complex [52] Anniversary Kitten BBQ: Biometrics for all the wrong reasons [51] Soft Shell Nachos: Cybersecurity Starts in the Home [50] Red-Teaming Barbados: Our National Cybersecurity Strategy [49] The Bad Boy of Martha’s Vineyard: Addressing the Cloud Repatriation Fervor [48] Mega Chad GPT: Taking Umbrage at Ubuntu Snap Strongarm [47] Larry’s Fun Dip: Exploring SBOMs For Fun And Profit [46] Gourmet Grey Goo [45] The Hellscape Abides [44] Shiska Bobby Tables [43] A Young Warthog [42] Behemicorny Dreaming [41] Slow Motion Scraping [40] Celestial Fire on the Royal Edifice [39] Six Tanks A Singing [38] Tin Foil Birds Aren’t Real [37] Bram Stoker’s Copper Emporium [36] Pathetic Meat Bags [35] Squeezable Deans [34] Figuratively Baggels [33] Social Media Megafauna [32] Andre The Peanut [31] Inveterate Journalistic Pitbulls [30] There Are No Blue Balls [29] Behold the Superbook [28] Random Adjacent Memories [27] Just DID It On Em [26] Relighting Our Users [25] Soapy Alt Dave [24] Centralia Hairspray Challenge [23] Down With The Sickness [22] A Table Of Cards [21] It Wasn’t Worth The Effort [20] The Wisdom of Fred Smellypants [19] Synchronous Viralicity [18] Shiny Vampires in the Woods [17] DevOops I Did It Again [16] Exactly One Giraffe [15] Shallow HAL 9000 [14] Manifest Developer [13] Internet Explorer Nostalgia [12] More Like VMwhere? [11] Wenceslas Denied [10] Strawberry, No Icing [9] Supercloud Is Banish-ed [8] Poised for Data Dominance [7] There Is No Multicloud [6] Dog Is My Copilot [5] Rabid NFT Squirrels [4] Half An Arsonist [3] Secure Virtual Giraffe [2] Layered Tech Garbage [1]