Series: Moar Tech Garbage

NYC passes law to limit AI discrimination, Google ditches egress charges (sorta), Someone compiled the Mother of All Breaches, and Cerabyte’s glass etching archives aim to replace tape for long-term storage.

Rock Band DLC ends, Updates on Class-Action suits involving Apple and Verizon, AI EVERYTHING on display at the 2024 Consumer Electronics Show, and Astrobiotic’s lunar lander unfortunately did not land.

AI versions of people are upsetting the internet, HPE and Cisco are making some interesting acquisitions, and Wifi 7 is here, but will it live up to its theoretical specs?

Google Fiber offers 20Gbps for $250 a month, Okta security breach is worse than everyone thought, and VMWare is discontinuing perpetual licensing in perpetuity.

Quantum modular news from IBM, Amazon Q is pretty bad at everything, and 23andMe lost your grandfather (he’s at TCBY).

AI failure is everywhere with Sports Illustrated dropping the non-existent ball to imaginary women speakers at major tech conferences to robotaxis dragging pedestrians in their wake. Oh, and Advertising Company Google may have disappeared your Google Drive files.

Microsoft turns on the Nitro Boost for Azure, Nvidia makes an even more expensiver GPU, and Nothing supports iMessage, sorta.

GitHub Copilot is the future of programming, Humane is less human than human, and RISC-V is poised to compete in the datacenter.

SBF is officially guilty, WeWork is almost officially bankrupt, and Nuclear Fusion is coming tomorrow! (Give or take 15 years.)